Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Old People

David once told me about this rule he has with friends. Its called 'the three times rule' or something like that; and what it consists of is he will tell a friend he/she is being stupid/self destructive two times, and then the last time tell him, but let said friend continue on his/her way without further molestation or interference.

I would like my friends to do that for me if i ever turn into an old boring person. If ever I get to the point where I have nothing more to talk about than whatever bullshit human interest story is on the five o'clock news, and how there are to many of x nationality moving into the neighbor hood and fucking everything up: please give me two warnings and then overdose me on a happy drug. I think heroine would be nice.

Life is about laughing, and loving; when I can no longer do either I would no longer like to participate in this existence.

If my friends agree to do this, than I will agree to do my utmost to find the joy in every moment, continue to find humor in all things, and generally not suck.

Deal? deal.

1 comment:

Campy Draper said...

It's been 8 months. The internet wants to know what you're up to.